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hrrrld:

balboa:

oh my god

billspc:

hrrrld:

balboa:

oh my god

permalink That guy must have balls of steel because the fact that the bear has tamed a tiger is not getting to him.
(Bet that bear has a lion on call too. Keep being awesome, bear.)

That guy must have balls of steel because the fact that the bear has tamed a tiger is not getting to him.

(Bet that bear has a lion on call too. Keep being awesome, bear.)

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Huzzah

I just bought my father his Christmas present. It is THE STAR WARS TRILOGY!

Because we only have it on VHS and he just bought a huge fucking TV and he is a Star Wars nerd. (We have the books oh man) And yeah, I owe my parents a hell of a lot more than this, but start small and all that.

I like giving gifts. I get excited purchasing gifts for people if I know what they like (if I don’t I get nervous). I also get excited making pies/cakes/brownies/cookies for people because I get to do it from scratch at home :D

See how I’m not focusing on the negative aspects of the holiday season like I usually do? Blame my housemates for being big Christmas freaks.

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Maybe it’s just television, but why is it that whenever x discovers y is cheating with w, x gets super pissed/murderous with w instead of y.

I’d cunt punch y off the face of the earth if y cheated on me. Just saying.

And I know this has been played to death, but it still irks me. Why don’t people just break up if they’re going to cheat? I mean what’s going to hurt more, getting dumped or finding out your SO has been fucking cheating on you?

People. Use your goddamn brains. I hate watching tv dramas where this happens. I hate it even more when this happens in real life.

Some serious facepalm/headdesk moments, man. I can switch the TV off, but not the idiotic drama that some people just love to create. Derpderpderp.

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POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEEEEE. Oh lord ultimate guilty pleasure.